The family ride network
Go anywhere.
Pay in chores.
Kids request the ride like it’s a real taxi app — because it is one. Parents name the price: empty the dishwasher, walk the dog, mow the lawn. Deal accepted, ride confirmed, chore tracked. No cash. No card. No mercy.
How it works
Uber for your driveway — with an economy your household actually runs on.
Kid books the ride
Pickup, destination, time. Real address lookup, real distance, real ETA. If the taxi's off duty: “Dad's gone fishing 🎣”
Parent sets the fare
One chore, named by the driver. Due before the ride or within a deadline after. The kid can haggle by walking.
Deal — or no deal
Kid accepts, ride confirms, app nags about the chore so you don't have to. Undone chore at pickup time? Taxi auto-cancels.
Everyone gets rated
Five stars both ways, just like the real thing. Chore quality, ride quality, permanent record. The leaderboard never forgets.
Surge pricing. Yes, really.
Demand-responsive chore economics, set by the only algorithm that matters: the driver’s mood.
| Condition | Rate | Official reason |
|---|---|---|
| 🎒 School run | ×1.5 | It's a mile and a half. Legs were invented for this. |
| 🌧️ Rain | ×1.5 | Driver gets wet walking to the car. Chores get bigger. |
| ❄️ Snow | ×2 | The taxi needs digging out first. |
| 🌅 Before 7:45am | ×2 | You woke the driver. This will be remembered. |
| 🌙 After 9pm | ×2 | Chores accrue interest after dark. |
| 🥧 Sunday roast hours | ×1.25 | Driver is mid-Yorkshire pudding. Have you no decency? |
Built like the real thing
Because the only way kids respect a chore system is if it looks cooler than their other apps.
Standing orders
Dance class every Tuesday? Lock in a weekly ride with a standing chore fare. Same deal, every week, auto-booked — until either side ends the contract.
Professional-grade nagging
Reminders at 24 hours, warnings at 2 hours, final notice at 30 minutes — pushed straight to their phone. The app nags so you don't have to.
Real maps, real routes
Address autocomplete, live distance and ETA, dark-mode route maps. Your living room dispatch office never looked so professional.
The family leaderboard
Lifetime miles driven, chores settled, taxis lost to laziness, and the coveted Most Nagged Rider award. The numbers don't lie. The kids might.
Chore inspections
“Done” is a claim, not a fact. Parents verify every chore — or send it back. Failed inspections go on the permanent record.
Installs like a real app
Add it to any phone's home screen — full screen, app icon, push notifications. No app store required.
Five-star service*
*Results from actual in-app ratings. We print them verbatim. That’s the deal.
“Dad-jokes the whole way. Three stars.”
— Rider, age 9, rating her driver
“Missed a hubcap, otherwise solid.”
— Driver, rating a car-wash chore
“Dishwasher gleaming. Model passenger.”
— Driver, after a flawless settlement
The taxi light is on.
Invite-only — every family runs its own private fleet. Ask your driver for the code.
🚕 Open Family TaxiPayment due in dishwashers. 🍽️